Enter alive. Get out dead.

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We couldn’t help ourselves, we had to dive back into the Penelope Ward well and well, she did not disappoint.

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Too many demons, not enough pages to parse them all. This is the life work of Sherrilyn Kenyon. Apologies for my annoying Trumpian sniffling. I’d blame allergies but you all know it’s the pure Grade A New Jersey Shore coke.

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This book is bad in all the best ways. And it took two authors to make it so.

Next book: Invision: Chronicles of Nick by Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Today’s episode finds us dipping our toes back into the Sanderson well. Zoinks! It does not disappoint.

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In this week’s book we meet Elfrida Goto and Jennifer Colden, both 19-year-old recent grads of the Space Corps class of 2277. They’ve landed on Ganymede, biggest moon in the solar system. They are staying in YM City where their job is to destroy dog-sized hamsters (a by-product out of control GE mistake).

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Next Book: Firefight by Brandon Sanderson

Matthew on Radio Versus The Martians

Becky’s Roller Derby Name: Wrecky Spillergutz

Matthew’s Roller Derby Name: Mayhem Slamster-Hurtin’

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Matthew throws a women party and it’s not at all what you might think. Becky gets catcalled on the dog eat dog streets of Seattle.

This is a somen slide and it’s very important when throwing a women party.

In this week’s book, Ali and Al run a bakery in Manhattan called HoneyBun. There’s some police brutality protest nearby and this may or may not be good for business. There’s also some romance shit. Whatever, the excerpt was so short we didn’t read enough to care.

Next book: Crapkiller (Sol System Renegades) by Felix R. Savage

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God this book preview dragged on and on. We decided it should have the quote “Like West Wing, with the sound turned off” on the front cover.

So instead of talking about the book, we spent more time talking about dead birds and creepy shit I pulled up from the bottom of the ocean.

Here’s some hot sea cucumber action:

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We couldn’t understand most of the words in this book, so we spent a lot of time talking about uncool food, lube jobs and water sports.

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Matthew and I have many, many million dollar ideas and we are sharing them with you today. Go, make them happen. Don’t forget us when you make your first $5.

We break down The Bobby Gold (Stein) Stories where ample drug, cop, prison and kitchen references mark it firmly in classic Bourdain territory. Matthew talks about his time in the hoosegow —big house or slammer, if you prefer — because he’s a bad, bad, man.

Next book: The Thief’s Daughter (The Kingfountain Series Book 2), by Jeff Wheeler

P.S. We were so wrong about what the drug ‘hydro’ is. it’s hydrocodone, not hydroponic weed or heirloom tomatoes.

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