“…. and then her skirt fell to her feet.”

Next book: Happy Pants Cafe — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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The snow is coming down in Seattle today — a perfect backdrop to this Christmas drivel. Listen in to learn what Inside-Out disease is.

Next book: Egomaniac (Tight Spaces) by Vi Keeland

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Desperately seeking a cleaner and a cook (for some hot sheikh action).

Next book: Santa Baby, I Want a Bad Boy for Christmas by Justine Elvira

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If only we had really read this bible of our nation’s top douchebag and considered it prophetic propaganda.

We’re sorry but please know that if we didn’t “review” this book you wouldn’t learn this gem right from the ass’ mouth: “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.”

Dump: The Fart of the Meal.

Next book: Maid for a Sheikh by Kate Goldman

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We hit the Aston well for the third time, and while not her best work, plenty of goodness to work with. Cowgirl up!

Next book: With Matthew’s sincerest apologies, Trump: The Art of the Deal

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“He tried to look anywhere else but the pert posterior…” A simple search for some new furniture leads to two sexual advances and one brilliant credenza.

Next book: Trust by Jana Aston

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Trigger alert: Lots of unpleasant handiwork and alternative hair products in this fine piece of literature.

Next week’s book: (yet another book with the same title) The Fix Up by Tawna Fenske

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In the game between Matrus and Patrus, whose side are you on?

In a fist fight between Matthew and Becky, who wins?

Next book: The Fix Up by Kendall Ryan

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All I’m going to say is that the following line is in this book “feeding off of her in greedy, slurping pulls”.

oh and this one, “the ass drawled”.

Next book: The Gender Game by Bella Forrest

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Thank God someone is claiming these girls, because Matthew and Becky aren’t interested in the slightest.

Next book: Frost Burn (The Fire and Ice Series Book One) by Erica Stevens

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