51: The Art of the Deal

If only we had really read this bible of our nation’s top douchebag and considered it prophetic propaganda.

We’re sorry but please know that if we didn’t “review” this book you wouldn’t learn this gem right from the ass’ mouth: “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.”

Dump: The Fart of the Meal.

Next book: Maid for a Sheikh by Kate Goldman