This book packs more uncomfortable things into a sentence than either of us can handle. Trigger alert: EVERYTHING.

Next book: The Billionaire’s Kitten

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Sexy, smoldering urban guy – check. Beautiful, innocent, fresh from the farm girl – check. Massive unrealistic misunderstanding that throws their lives together – check. Every romance cliche ever in the history of ever contained in this book – check.

Next book: Dr. OB by Max Jones

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What would you do to save your wife’s life? We’re not sure because we didn’t read that far.

Next book: Roommates with Benefits by Nicole Williams

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Special bonus episode this week, we’re live in Portland, Oregon at The Funhouse Lounge opening up for Matthew’s other podcast, Spilled Milk.  Enjoy!

We’re back next week with our regularly scheduled programming and Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

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Pizza, hot guys, ice hockey, lots of boob talk.

Next book: Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

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[Listeners please note that we are not making a hack joke about the fact that this is our 69th episode, we’re just alluding to it because: MATURE]

Plot: Woman gets married off to the family of her grandmother’s murderer. She’s resistant because she’s sane. No one sees it that way.

Next book: Delivery Girl: A contemporary sports romantic comedy by Lily Kate

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What happens when two sweaty straight white men and one closet case FBI wanna-be go to Las Vegas together for a boring conference? We have no idea because we don’t read that far.

Next book: Highland Surrender by Tracy Brogan

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Lots of detailed descriptions of necks and phlebotomy. Plus there’s a cat.

Next book: Dom of Las Vegas by Tricia Owens

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A food obsessed, crotcheting, ice hockey player from Portland, Oregon. You’re welcome.

Next Book: Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead

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Hide your children, hide your wife — this book is really dirty.

Next Book: Hot as Puck by Lili Valente

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