Trigger Alert: Domestic Violence, Abuse, Egregious Use of Cliches

Next book: Hate Me (A Bad Boy Romance Novel) by Jaxson Kidman

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“It’s nice to see a beautiful woman not afraid to laugh,” and other sexist lines are ripe for the pluckin’ in this avant-garde book on outdated male notions of womanhood.

Next book: Single Dad’s Hostage Penelope Bloom

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Hard core motorcycle gang – er, I mean club- romance. Apparently it’s a thing. Also, the protagonist’s name is HORSE.

Next book: Love in Transit: One blurb, six different stories by Jana Aston et al

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“I swallowed thickly” is just the sort of quality writing we’ve grown to expect from our picks. You will not be disappointed.

Next book: Reaper’s Property by Joanna Wylde

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This book packs more uncomfortable things into a sentence than either of us can handle. Trigger alert: EVERYTHING.

Next book: The Billionaire’s Kitten

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Sexy, smoldering urban guy – check. Beautiful, innocent, fresh from the farm girl – check. Massive unrealistic misunderstanding that throws their lives together – check. Every romance cliche ever in the history of ever contained in this book – check.

Next book: Dr. OB by Max Jones

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What would you do to save your wife’s life? We’re not sure because we didn’t read that far.

Next book: Roommates with Benefits by Nicole Williams

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Special bonus episode this week, we’re live in Portland, Oregon at The Funhouse Lounge opening up for Matthew’s other podcast, Spilled Milk.  Enjoy!

We’re back next week with our regularly scheduled programming and Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

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Pizza, hot guys, ice hockey, lots of boob talk.

Next book: Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

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[Listeners please note that we are not making a hack joke about the fact that this is our 69th episode, we’re just alluding to it because: MATURE]

Plot: Woman gets married off to the family of her grandmother’s murderer. She’s resistant because she’s sane. No one sees it that way.

Next book: Delivery Girl: A contemporary sports romantic comedy by Lily Kate

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