60: The Billionaire’s Virgin

How much would YOU sell your virginity for? Kidding, that ship has long sailed. If we do have any virgin listeners out there, pro-tip: don’t sell it, lease!

Next book: Good Tidings and Great Joy, Protecting the Heart of Christmas by Sarah Palin (Matthew’s pick. FU Matthew)

58: Unwrapped

We’re branching out from one on one romance and delving into tri-love, MMF which I learned stands for Much More F—ing.

This is most likely our dirtiest episode yet, so make sure the little ones aren’t listening in. Ironically, from 7:54 to 8:32, you will hear Matthew’s daughter come home from school, grab a snack and then go into her room. I’m mortified and whispering for about 15 seconds until Matthew tells me to speak up, because whispering doesn’t make for good audio.

Next book: Mermen by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

57: Mistletoe

An elf named Percy Giggly-Legs, 3 bunches of mistletoe and a 4-year-old who may or may not be a lesbian – oh Lyn Gardner you do give us everything we would want in smut and a few things we didn’t ever need to know.

Next book: Unwrapped: A MMF Holiday Romance by Taryn Quinn

Can we please move on from Christmas? Apparently not.

51: The Art of the Deal

If only we had really read this bible of our nation’s top douchebag and considered it prophetic propaganda.

We’re sorry but please know that if we didn’t “review” this book you wouldn’t learn this gem right from the ass’ mouth: “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.”

Dump: The Fart of the Meal.

Next book: Maid for a Sheikh by Kate Goldman