Prepare for THE GAS.
Two words: Anal Walnuts.
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Grandma is a badass. Granddaughter is hot for a statue sculpture with a burly muzzle.
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Hot guy’s parents die when he’s a kid conveniently justifying all of his dickish behavior for life. Girls swoon.
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Trigger Alert: Domestic Violence, Abuse, Egregious Use of Cliches
“It’s nice to see a beautiful woman not afraid to laugh,” and other sexist lines are ripe for the pluckin’ in this avant-garde book on outdated male notions of womanhood.
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Hard core motorcycle gang – er, I mean club- romance. Apparently it’s a thing. Also, the protagonist’s name is HORSE.
“I swallowed thickly” is just the sort of quality writing we’ve grown to expect from our picks. You will not be disappointed.
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This book packs more uncomfortable things into a sentence than either of us can handle. Trigger alert: EVERYTHING.
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